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Gamefail Announces Next Big MMO, Real Life: The Game

NEW YORK CITY, NY. – February 9, 2012 - The MMO Market is saturated with a ton of games, but are any of these fantasy titles like real life? Our research says no, none of the MMOs on the Internet are like real life, so we present to you Real Life: The Game. Here are the highlights of this soon-to-be MMO of the year!

• 2,000 question aptitude test that should take roughly 9 hours to complete.
• The test will decide what job your avatar will work.
• The game features a 40 hour real time work week where you can watch your avatar make a living.
• There are no controls. Players will simply watch their avatar eat, sleep, and not have any success with the opposite sex.
• The game ends when the avatar dies, either from old age or any number of random hazards that could befall them.
• One game can last from 10 minutes to 40 years, depending on luck!
• Permadeath!!!!!

Get your grubby little nerd hands on a game that has been called "Exciting" by my dear sweet mother.

About Gamefail Games:

Gamefail was established at 3am this morning, and it has been around for all of 16 hours. We have a staff of one disgruntled programmer whose criminal record prevents him from getting a job with a major developer, plus one dyslexic PR guy (em).