Otomedius Excellent REVIEW | Xbox 360 | Posted on: 12/22/2011
 Not That Excellent -
Take the classic Konami 2D arcade shooter Gradius, spice it up with some anime chicks with big breasts who straddle their spaceships and ride them (yeah, you heard me), throw it onto an Xbox 360 disc,... [more+]
Save the Furries REVIEW | iPhone / iPad / Android | Posted on: 12/21/2011
 Invasion of the Little Green Guys -
There's a lot of love for Lemmings in my heart, as it was one of the games I spent hours playing back in the day, and after years of Lemmings clones through the 90s, it seems most developers gave... [more+]
Minecraft REVIEW | PC | Posted on: 12/21/2011
 Punch Trees, Get Wood -
There's a lot I could say about Minecraft, so much that I'm not sure where to begin. I could go into detail about how many hours I've withered away building colossal towers or railways... [more+]
Catball Eats It All REVIEW | iPhone / iPad / Android | Posted on: 12/21/2011
 Words Cannot Describe The Strangeness -
Many classic video games are based on incredibly bizarre premises. Super Mario Bros. has an Italian-American plumber fighting armies of evil turtles and walking mushrooms. Sonic the Hedgehog has a small... [more+]
Inertia: Escape Velocity REVIEW | iPhone / iPad / Android | Posted on: 12/19/2011
 An Okay Platformer with a Neat Twist -
Let's cut to the chase, dear readers. After all, the fact that you are reading this review implies that you all are, to some degree, interested to know whether the iOS / Android platformer known... [more+]
GRave Defense HD REVIEW | iPhone / iPad / Android | Posted on: 12/15/2011
 The Dead Walk the Earth -
Tower defense is certainly a widely available genre on the App Store, so it's tough to pick and choose the good ones versus the not-so-great.
So, you might wonder, what sets GRave Defense HD apart... [more+]
The Adventures of Tintin: The Game REVIEW | PlayStation 3 | Posted on: 12/15/2011
 Another Franchise-Based Adventure -
Tintin has been a franchise that has never rooted itself deeply in America – that's probably because the story of a boy journalist and his dog, Snowy, originated in Belgium and always seemed... [more+]
The Adventures of Tintin: The Game REVIEW | PC | Posted on: 12/15/2011
 Another Franchise-Based Adventure -
Tintin has been a franchise that has never rooted itself deeply in America – that's probably because the story of a boy journalist and his dog, Snowy, originated in Belgium and always seemed... [more+]
The Adventures of Tintin: The Game REVIEW | Xbox 360 | Posted on: 12/15/2011
 Another Franchise-Based Adventure -
Tintin has been a franchise that has never rooted itself deeply in America – that's probably because the story of a boy journalist and his dog, Snowy, originated in Belgium and always seemed... [more+]
The Adventures of Tintin: The Game REVIEW | Nintendo Wii | Posted on: 12/15/2011
 Another Franchise-Based Adventure -
Tintin has been a franchise that has never rooted itself deeply in America – that's probably because the story of a boy journalist and his dog, Snowy, originated in Belgium and always seemed... [more+]
Infinity Blade II REVIEW | iPhone / iPad / Android | Posted on: 12/14/2011
 A Cut Above the Rest -
Before I get underway with the review proper, allow me to acknowledge the poor gamers who have been beset by the frequent crashes and other bugs that have plagued Infinity Blade II. I was one of the... [more+]
APB: Reloaded REVIEW | PC | Posted on: 12/14/2011
 GTA Meets MMO -
Some of you might remember All Points Bulletin, a third-person shooter / MMO developed and produced by the now-defunct Realtime Worlds. Others among you might recall that another studio, K2 Networks,... [more+]
Fantasy Defense REVIEW | iPhone / iPad / Android | Posted on: 12/13/2011
 Highly Addictive Tower Defense... Fantasy Anime Style! -
I first approached Fantasy Defense with a bit of skepticism, not because tower defense games aren't my cup of tea, but because I had burned out on the genre years back. Since my initial burnout of... [more+]
Fossil Fighters: Champions REVIEW | Nintendo DS/DSi | Posted on: 12/13/2011
 Gotta Catch’em All! -
It would probably be more accurate to say "Gotta Dig Up and Revive'em All!". Indeed, Red Entertainment's Fossil Fighters: Champions does adhere a little too closely to Nintendo developer... [more+]
Mario Kart 7 REVIEW | Nintendo 3DS | Posted on: 12/12/2011
 Mario, Still the Kart King -
I've been playing Mario Kart from the very beginning. Every console or handheld game, starting with Super Mario Kart in 1992, has seen an obscene amount of playtime in my house and the homes of friends... [more+]
Saving Yello REVIEW | iPhone / iPad / Android | Posted on: 12/09/2011
 Torturing Fish for Fun and Profit -
If there were any two concepts that could guarantee success in the mobile games market, they would be intuitive gameplay and animal cruelty. Angry Birds is the quintessential example of this formula,... [more+]
BurgerTime World Tour REVIEW | Xbox 360 | Posted on: 12/08/2011
 Not Quite the Burger King -
BurgerTime: World Tour isn't so much a remake as it is a modern update to Data East's 1980s arcade classic. Developed by Frozen Codebase, World Tour sees chef Peter Pepper's strange return... [more+]
BurgerTime World Tour REVIEW | PlayStation 3 | Posted on: 12/08/2011
 Not Quite the Burger King -
BurgerTime: World Tour isn't so much a remake as it is a modern update to Data East's 1980s arcade classic. Developed by Frozen Codebase, World Tour sees chef Peter Pepper's strange return... [more+]
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